Monday, March 24, 2014

That Dan Quayle... What an Idiot...

Heh…

“you (auto unions) are the only ones keeping the Barbarians at the gate!” – Vice President of the United States of America

How many more years do we have this guy?  Because seriously, he’s just comedy gold.  It’s just too easy.  Between giving advice to shoot off double-barreled shotguns in every conceivably crazy manner imaginable, including into the sky and through a door, of which you have no idea what is on the other side, and all the other crazy shit he’s done and said…

Joe, the barbarians aren’t supposed to be at the gate, and you really ought not to praise anyone that keeps them there.  The phrase is “keeping the barbarians AWAY FROM the gate.”  As in, making sure that your city/group/society is not under siege from outside, harmful forces.  Anything within your society actively KEEPING them there, and ensuring that you ARE under siege, should be considered a bad thing. 

It certainly should not be considered praise. 

In the same speech, he assuaged the fears of every democrat voter, however, when he said that he probably would not run for President.  The reason given? 

He wouldn’t be able to drive the new Corvette Stingray. 


Whatever it takes, I guess.  Thank God for General Motors…   

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