I dislike having conversations with philosophy majors. Mainly because the regurgitate the crap that
they learned in school without ever bothering to truly understand it. Also because they often times have a sense of
smug self-importance due to their perception that they have some unique outlook
on life, and are particularly enlightened to a level that others just haven’t
reached due to their studies in cheap mental parlor tricks. They usually use their gift of enlightenment
to tongue-tie people with stupid paradoxes that sound good but don’t hold water
in true observation. As I said, these
mental regurgitations are nothing more than cheap parlor tricks that someone
else far smarter than they are came up with eons ago, but these modern-day “philosophers”
view them as proof of their intelligence.
If a tree falls in
the woods and no one is there to hear it, it does, indeed, make a
sound. I know this because the physics
of sound waves do not depend on someone being there to observe them.
You may think that your Zeno paradoxes are super clever, but
when all I have to do is jog
past a person that is walking away from me to refute your super-clever
little word game, you are not smart – you’re boring.
Such is the problem with so much that is going on in politics
today. They are more concerned with the
philosophy of an act or a law than they are with the actual proven, real-world
results. They spend all of their time
debating what color the Olympic-level sprinter should be wearing as he
approaches, but never reaches, the position of the turtle that he is trying to
run down, and totally miss the actual result when the Olympic sprinter easily
catches the turtle and passes him in a few easy strides. All of these things look good on paper but
none of them hold up when put under real world scrutiny.
They can’t fathom how lowering
a tax rate can actually result in increased revenues, and how raising one
can actually reduce them. It never even
occurs to them that we might be better
off in the healthcare system if they’d LIFT laws, not stack on additional
laws. It never crosses their mind that
our poverty
problem is made worse by our current welfare and entitlement system, not
better. Far be it for them to truly
understand how the minimum wage negatively
impacts low-wage earners around the nation.
All of that is contrary to their clever little philosophy, so it can’t
possibly be true.
And so the philosopher kings continue to claim that an arrow
cannot possibly move through the air while the rest of us take our bows out
for target practice and prove them wrong.
Again.
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